OH YEAH! I GOT A DATE TO SENIOR BALL..THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN!! WE'RE GONNA RIP NAPKINS AND GET IN TROUBLE BY MISS STEEB!!!

well yesterday was so interesting..not really..so yeah what did we do..well krystle and nicole came over hecka early and we looked at pictures..and krystle couldnt stay long cause she had to go to a retreat..so we were just laughing and kickin it at my house in the morning..then we got the idea to do the map thing..and we did..and hey my little sister got the cup outta the cup..hehe..and then smoeone called my cell..and it said KRY'S MAN..then i was like..who? oh..then i was talking to one of them..i dont know which one..and they were like is krystle with you..blah blah blah...then he said im gonna be blunt..do you wanna go out? then i was thinking in my head..this is so not even antony..this is such a joke..blah blah..then i was like are you serious..then he was like..no.hehe..this is anh..then i was like..im pretty sure this isnt tiffany doria..you got the wrong girl there..hehehe..but yeah..then i was trying to change and be on the phone at the same time but everyone kept walking into my room..so i was hecka walking around in my underwear cause they wouldnt leave me alone..so then we made the 'map' for phil..and we all eft my house..i followed..or wait..attempted to follow nicole through the rain..shes driving an acura..im driving a jeep..and yeah..so i lost her..and i was like..whoops..so i went to wal mart and left the car there for an oil change..then i went home and played with doria cause she came over..then we all went home..

[today]

uumm today was fun..we had a dance rehersal..it was great..liz took me to rehersal and we danced..and everyone was like how was everyone's rehersal..and i was like OoOoO..me me pick me..and i told everyone about the beach and about stuff..mostly about how i like a boy and whatever..im pretty sure everyone at dance was like..wow..teeny..thats amazing!! and even my teacher was like aaww thats so cute..and whatever..and so we began to dance and stuff..the song is a beatles rock song..and its crazy!! knee slides and jumps..im gonna do a round off in it if it kills me..hehe..maybe just randomly..but yeah its so tiring..and we're dancing with our hair down..so im like..BLIND! cause my hair flies everywhere and stays there..so then we leave after like 4 hours..then im supposed to go to a birthday party..but im really lazy and dont feel like it..so i go to christina's house and we go to the library and target..and at target i see this guy who used to like me..and i was lke..UUGGHH...and i wanted to run..so i did..then i called antony but he was sleeping..then he wasnt..but he had to go so i was like okay..so i dropped off christina and i went home..and i took a nap..then i heard my cell phone..and it was antony..and i was like hi..i just woke up from a nap blah blah..then i was boring him by telling him stories about the beach..im pretty sure that hes like..tight..shut up already..hehe cause its funny to me..but you have to be there kinda thing...yeah..so then he had to go..then i took a nap again..and then i hella got in trouble because i didnt return a movie..but itold maryann to..and i got yelled at..i was like fine..blame me for everything.. eerr..i was hella crying and driving hella fast when i went to drop it off..its always me getting in trouble..i can never do anything right..blah blah..so yeahi got home and i went on the computer..and here i am..very interesting, no?

dude today was the best dude the club is the best..all you other clubs bow down..cause basically..the 4 of us would kick your butts on having the most fun EVER!! HEHE WE WENT TO THE BEACH!! half moon bay is so tight!! okay this morning was hella raining and i was like..aaww man we wont be able to go..so we end up going anyways...we went there and it was raining but then as we drove there it stopped raining but we were like..okay..how do we get there and nicole was like..the GREAT highway..and we're like yeah..sure the "great" highway..like thats a "great house" etc etc..when we got there we decided to go into the water already..so we were first hella dressed in our sweats and sweaters..and we had our bathing suits underneath..except nicole..cause she swears krystle says we werent gonna go anymore..but we were..so we get all in the water and stuff..and we take pictures..the before!! and then we have to go change everyone again cause they find out that we were actually gonna go in the water..(i was prepared already) so we go back and then tiffany tries to go and do a cartwheel and try to catch her keys after she threw them up in the air..something she saw on TV or in a batton exhibition at a guard show..im pretty sure they say dont try this at home..but tiffany said this isnt home..its the beach..and she tried it..and well..she fell..and it doesnt work..hehehe..so we find the keys and go back to our spot..then tiffany tries it again..but this time she losses the keys!! and everyone is looking for them..cause the wave just went out and krystle's looking in the water and tiff is freaking out..her mom is asking where the keys are..and nicole is nicole.. and i stand up..walk over to them..then away..then pick up the keys..a good 8 feet from where they're looking..and i bring the keys to her mom who apparently didnt see her throw them..hehe then we play more..and take random pictures..then we eat lunch..then we come back..and its all coming off!! we play for a bit with our shorts and shirts on..and no one's in their own clothes except krystle..but eventually we're only in our bathing suits..except nicole..who is cold..so we're going crazy and take all our pictures in our cold clothes..and we're like lets just go in all the way..we we all completely submerge ourselves..except nicole..and we go and play..and we're so numb that we're cold..and its sunny!! its nice..hehe..and before all this a couple of time krystle pickes up some rocks and thinks they're shells..its 'great'..and so we play and play and try to push eachother in..haha..then wait..before that me and tiffany are trying to jump over the waves and we use nicole and krystle and jump up..but we hit eachothers heads..and we're hella laughing and want to cry cause it hurt cause even my teeth hurt and my nose and stuff..hahah but it was hella funny..hehehe..dude we're great..then we take our after pictures..and i do a baywatch run into the water and 'dive in' and its cold and we get warm..then we go home..and then krystle and i go to wal mart in our bathing suits..i had a towel..but krys only has a sweatshirt and her daisy duke bathing suit bottoms on..haha and people hella stare..we're hecka in slippers and running..and we leave..then i drop her off at home..then i sleep..then i pray..then im here

hahaha oh my gosh...youre never gonna guess what i accidentally did today..hahaha..well i was washing dishes cause i forgot to last night..and we have these tiny tea cups thats youd get like in a chinese restaurant or whatever..and i had a tall glass filled with soapy water in the sink..so i put the glass down and begin to wash the tea cup and i think that the tea cup will fit directly on top of the glass cause im a dork..haha..but yeah so i put the tea cup in the glass and it sits there..so then i push the tea cup down and it gets stuck!! so im like..okay it'll just slip out..cause if it got in..then obviously it can get out right? im sure its some theory of physics or something..haha..ONLY ITS NOT!! and the freaking tea cup..one of only 2 that my dad bought..it stuck in out glass cup!! so im like shoot..and i hella try and loosen the cup..i put soap..water..everything! but i think i get it more stuck..hehehe..and so im hella scared cause i know my dad will get mad at me..cause i was mad about doing the dishes and he'll be like you did that on purpose..and because he just got these and he loves them..so im struggling..and im so desperate i call maryann over to help and see if she can take it out..so im at the sink laughing and crying and like calling maryann and shes like this better be good..and she starts cracking up..and im like HELP ME!! DADDY'S GONNA GET SO MAD!! hahah so we try and just get the friggin thing more stuck..so finally i finish washing the dishes and we go to the bathroom to try and loosen it..but even between the two of us we can't..so hidden in my bathroom is a tall glass with a tiny white and blue tea cup jammed inside..haha..i need to buy a new one before my dad finds out..hehehe..i such a loser!! okay..yeah..

dude i know i just posted..but im listening to this hella good mix CD that i stole from my cousin..its SO GOOD!! there are songs on here that i didnt evenknow existed and more that i just like all put together hella tight!! and at the end theres even a grease mix (the musical) and its so tight..i so need to burn it..ive probably already mentioned it already..but this is so good!! jeez..aaahh i love this CD..its so "awesome" *sigh* i think im either gonna keep it or finally not be lazy and burn it..heheh man my knee hurts..stupid walking around and kicking my little sister..she tried to hit me first..and it just so happenes that my limbs are longer than hers..so i was able to reach her..hehehe..speaking of limbs and bodies..how is it that my little sister looks better in a tube top dress that i wanted than i do? eerr..stupid skinney people with chests..eerr..im sorry im flat..jeez..but my little sister? oh something else happened to day that made me feel good..i put on a pair of jeans that i swear i couldnt fit one month ago..it was a nice feeling..hehe.. cause i swear those jeans didnt fit over my huge thighs last month.. maybe i am wasting away..i dont eat a lot cause im really lazy..and im always hungry..but when i eat my tummy hurt..im pretty sure thats not supposed to happen..im pretty sure the exact opposite is supposed to happen..but yeah..so thats it..again i swear

Hey well today was o interesting..how so? Well lets just say wild goose chases form the subconscious mind are very fun! Well only for me..heheh..so yeah this morning nicole called and she was like im back..and I was like..yay finally! But we couldnt do the whole breakfast thing cause no one could go out or wanted to go out cept nicole and me..so I got ready..dropped my sister off at my aunt's house and went to nicoles..but not before I woke up jaena and her friend nye..who were sleeping in my cousin beetsa-heeya's room..hehe I jumped on the bed and was like..wakey wakey jaena bo baena! Hehehe then they got mad at me and were like shut up rin a tin..and yes so.. Thats all for the morning..so on my way to ncole's house I talked to tiffy who was mad at me..cause I suck..YENNO THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.i dont even know why I try because friends are supposed to be more important and I neglected her because im stupid and selfish..so she wouldnt tell me why she was mad..so I was like..okay..then I drove to nicoles..but not before being a stalker and calling antony..and im pretty sure brunch is what time I called..but anyways..i went to nicoles and she wasnt even ready..she hadn't even taken a shower so I went online and she took a shower..hehe and I was harassing people..but then she finished and was running around in her robe..and I was like AAAAHHH NICOLE!! COVER UP YOU FOOL!! Hehe my poor innocent eyes..but yeah then no one wanted to go out so nicole and I visited krystle..yaya shes back and I told her EVERYTHING! By the minute..by the second..hehe and that took up like 5798432 hours..then we looked at pictures..and then went to tiffany's house to go and play there and get the notebook..but she was still mad at me and I didnt know why..then I found out..then I remembered that im stupid..then she made me cry..then I moped..and wallowed..then I cried more..and then I went to sleep in her room..and just stayed there and then some guy drove in and was talking to tiffs dad about fixing their car or something..then we went to go eat at taco bravo..which was HUGE dude I hecka couldnt finish it..then after I ate at lease 3/4 of the soft taco my heart hurt cause I havent been eating meat..and there was lot of it in that taco..i swear I was like..so this is what a heart attack feels like..hehe and it didnt help that we were walking too..im so weak..hahaha I probabaly couldnt even swim a warm up..thats sad..but yeah as we were walking home tiffany was walking in front of nicole and I and we were pretending to be the worst kidnappers ever..we were like..little girl..littlr girl..is your mom named mom? I know her!! She told me to pick you up! Yeah she said you can come with us..do you like puppies? Cause mine is lost..help me find him please! I have candy too! Hello little girl..you like candy? You know sponge bob? I know him too!! Hes my friend..i know him..he's cool..want to go and come with us to play with him? We'll take you to him..you like cartoons? Hehe we would be so the worst kidnappers EVER!! IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!! Hehe. But it was funny..so then we left and tiffs dad was like tiffany's not going with you? And we were like no..and he said..okay i'll put her to work..and I said..she likes the heavy lifting..heheh..what a fun day..soon to be better tomorrow cause hopefully all of the club can be there..but im not sure nicole and her male club counterpart are doing too well..yeah then me and nicole went driving around and went to tapioca express and I was like telling her all about my messed up life..but then it got better..so I left..and now im home..and its all over..tomorrow is another day..hopefully I wont have to relive every crappy day iv'e ever had with him or by myself..cause those are ouch a hurt..but yeah...so..yeah..not to be hella morbid or anything..hehe..so yeah..thats about it..so more tomorrow..

hahahokay today..[tuesday] for all of you who are keeping track..well i woke up late cause im stupid..but yeah..i was like crap..i have to go to my doctor's appt and drop off antony's back pack cause he has school..hehe sucker..but yeah..i was hecka struggling to get my leotard and jazz pants on to leave the house so i grabbed my stuff and left..so im driving and i dont even know what i look like..my hair is everywhere and i have a leotard on for heavens sake..im like..tight..hella people are gonna see me..so im like who cares..so i drop off his backpack give him a hug then i have to leave..but as i was driving..i realized i didnt have to ..cause i still had like 45 min..so i was retarded and i sat in my car in the parking lot talking to tiffany..heheh..i told her i was at peds today..not the teen clinic..and she said..oh this is for your asthma..not your pregnancy..haha..its this big joke because im such a prude and all my friends joke that i'll probably cry if i have to have sex and whatnot..theyre mean..well i guess its true..i dont really hang out with guys a lot..so im not exposed to the vulgarity and stuff like other girls..im ULTRA CONSERVATIVE GIRL! hahaha im also immature..but whatever..so yeah the joke it that i'm probably never gonna get prenant because im the most unlikely person to even do that.heheh..but yeah so thats the joke..i swear im not a slut..dude im not..ask anyone..so yeah i go into the doctors office and shes asking all the "sex" questions..and she was like are you sexually active..and i was hella like..no..then she said..have you ever had sex..and i was like..isnt this hella redundant? so im like..no..and she was all surprised and was like really? you know i cant tell you parents..this is confidential..(like that was gonna change my answer??) so she asked again..have you ever had sex before..and i was like no..and she was like..wow im surprised..and i was like. WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY YES?????? and she was like..no im impressed and surprised..its a compliment..and the whole time im thinking..you sluts who make nice doctors think that all 17 year told girls have sex..so im like..why are you surprised and impressed? its no big thing..i mean..i have school and other things id rather be doing than guys..heheh..and was she surprised because what? cause i look like i would not be a virgin? im like nice..so anyways thats ended and stuff..and we have to do a weight and height check up etc. so i get weighed..and i hella lost like 8lbs from last month..wow..that was weird..and im still 5'4.5" ehehe..i feel like im not growing anymore..hehe..then i left..then i still had like 47318 hours to go..so i went to get gas the go to tiffany's..but then i was tired and hungry and didnt feel like going to rehersal so i stayed there and we made our notebook and played sponge bob the board game and beat her!! so i win..then we watched gabe play zelda and then we watched rat race..haha i love that movie..then i went home and took a nap..then we planned the "thing" for tomorrow..hehe i hope nicole comes home soon..hehehe..okay..well..more later..

okay so heres what happened yesterday: TITE DOGG YO!! -kenny the master holler-er
[monday]
we hella coulndt figure out what to do cause it was raining..tiffany and i had planned this day for weeks. but obviously not all things work out..damn rain..i was looking forward to swimming..hahaha..but yeah oh well..so we decided on finally watching a movie at my house. which was great..cause my house was as messy as my room..and I ONLY HAD 4 HOURS TO CLEAN..HAHAHA...but i eventually cleaned..and it got sunny..so after i did all the cleaning i took a shower and it was still sunny..so i decided to wear shorts..but i knew it would get cold so i brought my swimming windbreakers and a sweater..but the instant i walked outside to pick up my little sister for her orthodontist appt it rained..so i put the pants on over my shorts and the sweater on..now i looked like a grade A scrubbish lazy person..i didnt even feel like blow drying my hair..so i went to pick them up so they could go with me to rent a movie and buy soda etc..cause we're hella not drinking soda in my house anymore. so yeah..i hella cant go anywhere without people im in need of people's attention..*sigh* middle child syndrome..maybe i'll write a critical essay about it using case studies and surveys etc etc im sure psychological profiling of the differences in personality traits between siblings of other ranks will be avaliable to base much of my analysis on...hehe im such a nerd..look at me im helluva nerd..but yeah okay so i had to pretend to be my sister and get the movie which was botched cause my little sister called my christine in front of the guy..i was like YOU LOSER YOURE SO NOT GONNA GET ROBIN EGGS..she loves those..so yeah we get all the stuff and im sick..my stomach hurts and im dizzy and i drop them off and get my sister home so she can brush her teeth...so tiffany calls..she wont be able to make it yet so i have to go and pick up antony..so im like okay..and i have to use my sister's car heheh..but yeah so i go and pass by his school and mary ann and i are like..dude hellza like dude..these people are hella ghetto..hahah it was so funny..we looked at eachother and were like..yeah..tite..im gonna get beat up...i'll bet they can feel my catholic private school essence dripping off of me..heheh..so i pass by him and i see him and he makes eye contact and i almost run over 5 people jay walking..but he still doesnt come over..so now im like..argh..maryann roll down your window and scream out his name..so she did..and he still didnt hear..so im sick and not feeling well and im like fine..do i really have to get out..fine..so i park on the side..and i go out and start walking towards him..and the ghetto fool is wearing a beanie of course..i wasnt complaining cause i think he looks cute in one..but yeah i was like..dude..youre so not ghetto..haha but yeah so we go in the car and he gets shot gun cause i dunno..and so im like we have to take maryann to the ortho..and hes like okay..then the fun began..im pretty sure it was gang up on teeny ride in the car..cause they threw candy at me and created an alliance against me..i was like..im sick..and im driving..etc..etc..so yeah..we drop her off and wait in the car..and all this time im still dying..then i make up some generic conversation crap cause im so good at being boring and NOT HAVING GOOD CONVERSATIONS..HEHEH..but yeah..so then we go home..but before that i trick tiffany and stall going home..then i get home and we watch the movie..well we didnt really watch..we just made comments about it..i like that movie..its hella scary..then i went to walmart..and as i was walking in some cart guywas hella smiling at me..and i was like tight..in front of my little sister..then as i was leaving he blocked my car nd started smiling as i passed and maryann was like wow christine shopping cart boy and antony..you have boys everywhere..eerr..nice..i taught her well..and then maryann said you know what would suck christine? i antony didnt like you..and i was like ouch..youre mean..and then i laughed..then when i got home mandy came over..we watched it again and we watched mr personality..that show is STOOPID..hehe..then i went to sleep..but not before i hella wrote my older sister..who by the way is 21 and in college at a private university...made me write a 2 page essay on hinduism for her sacred quest class..im so good..haha no..but thats it..that was my day..oh yeah then antony left his backpack in my sisters car and i had to drop it off today..hehe..YAY KRYSTLE COMES HOME TONIGHT!!

happy easter! wow that was fast. so yeah i went to church then i went to tiffany's cousin's house to go make fun of her boy toy. and that was great fun. so we all went out..me tiff kevin kenny and danielle to go random places..we went to my house so i could change then we went to dizzy park!! all other parks must bow down to that park its the best!! haha then they didnt look like they were having fun..but im sure they were..not at all..then tiffany threw her shoe at danielle and they took it and were trying to get it stuck in the trees..so yeah then me and tiffany started to drive away..then we were gonna go visit antony and say hi and happy easter cause im a goober..and we went there and like someone was sleeping on the couch and they were playing monopoly so we were like..i feel stupid..maybe we should go..cause they were like doing something i dunno we're stupid..so we left and were like maybe we shouldnt have randomly just came to their house..so new rule..never go visiting unless youre with krystle..hahaha..so yeah..then we went around..ate at cold stone..etc..then we tried to go to sulfer creek..but we were robbed..cause it didnt even smell like sulfer or anything..haha we didnt even get to see the creek..so then we decided to teach kenny how to speak ghetto..and holler at people..which he did..but lke a freak..he just started screaming out random things..and we got scared..so we let him go to union landing so that he could holler at people at the movies..cause its bopper central..hahah..so we end up going to in and out..and i see this cute guy at the counter so im like..oh god..i look so gross..ive just been playing in the park etc..and when its my turn im trying not to laugh cause tiffany is with me..and whatever..and we get our order..etc..and they're trying to cover the table in grease..gross!! so then we drove around more...so then we went to cal state to see the view..it was so pretty..damn the people how have boyfriends..then kenny found a shopping cart..and then kevin was like i wanna toss it down the stairs..so he did..and it was loud..and we ran..and then we went back to justin's house..yeah..then tiff took me home..and that was our adventure..more to come tomorrow!

okay i forgot to mention what we did on thursday..okay well me and tiffany were at the park..and we were playing and decided to climb a tree. its a big tree..so we were hecka trying to climb it but we couldnt cause the tree was so smooth..hahah so we decide to take pictures of our trials to get into the tree..so during my failed attempt to get in the tree i make it and i climb up..so tiff take a picture of me..yay go me..i climbed it...but then i had to get down and help tiffany..so i got down.and helped her up..so we stayed there and were like..dude..too bad no one can take pictures of us..hahahaha.yeah..that was out adventure

so church was like 3 hours long..and it was kinda fun cause we 'tricked' my cousin jackie into coming cause we said there would be candles..hehehe..but yeah we sat next to eachother and oh yeah i saw my friend christine! she goes to USF..shes hecka funny and has hecka long hair. yeah and we were having fun catching up. and during church maryann kept pinching me cause she wanted to sit next to jackie! ahaha my dad broke his candle cause he sat on it..i was hecka lauhing..oh and teeny bopper moment of the day..my little sisters friends were like MARYANN in the middle on this hecka quiet silence..it was funny..and yeah..we were like good job boppers..and we all broke our candles cause we were trying to bend them..hehehe..oh and just a note..if other people's candles are extinguished..and the deacon says to extinguish them..and the light from your candle is the only one left..THEN I THINK YOURE MISSING SOMETHING!! ON OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER!! hehehe..but yeah..take a hint people..it was quite funny..i especially liked it whenthe priest was singing the hecka long prayer before the our father..we were all like..aaaaahhh..every single child was getting antsy..even my older sister..and shes 21!! haha i was hecka jumping. okay well my little sister got hecka mad at me because cause i drank the wine in mass..cause my antibiotics says to not drink alcohol but its like..dude i didnt even drink it..i let it touch my lips..hahah she was hecka mad..she was like...MOMMY SAID YOURE GONNA DIE!! i was like only if you drink a lot you spaz!!! hahaha she was convinced i was gonna die cause i drank a little..its only if you drink hecka and all the time..what a loser..okay..thats it..nice 3 hour mass..